Dinosaur Comics-inspired Stressful Problem Generator
Need a stressful problem? NOT A PROBLEM. Check it!
Your problem is a
poisonous god.
Well, now you need to
move to a new town where nobody knows you.
Yaaaaay, imagination.
I want to cause my own problems:
Adjective:
flooded dying explosive poisonous vengeful understated parasitic
Noun:
basement god bicycle friend bus secret relationship sex move skeleton
Solution:
walk it off deal with it ignore it forever move to a new town where nobody knows you
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